Top 15 Onscreen Ghosts

So, for this list I’m only going to include ghosts that used to be living people. No poltergeists, no demons, just ghosts. Oh, and they aren’t in any particular order because I couldn’t bring myself to rank them, they’re all great. There also might be some spoilers! Here we go!

Bathsheba Sherman – The Conjuring

“She ran out to that tree by the dock, climbed up, proclaimed her love to Satan, cursed anyone who tried to take her land, and hung herself. Time of death was pronounced at 3:07 in the morning.”

Played by: Joseph Bishara
Born in: 1812
Died in: 1885
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: Telekinesis and possession of others
Weaknesses: Holy objects, exorcism, love
Vanquished in the end?: Yes, she’s exorcised out of Carolyn by Ed and Lorraine.

Samara Morgan – The Ring

“You don’t want to hurt anyone.”
“But I do, and I’m sorry. It won’t stop.”

Played by: Daveigh Chase
Born in: 1970
Died in: 1978
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: Killing people who watch her video tape
Weaknesses: None
Vanquished in the end?: Kind of, the curse is broken by making a copy of the tape and showing it to someone else, but the tape still exists.

Betelgeuse – Beetlejuice

“I’m a ghost with the most, babe.”

Played by: Michael Keaton
Born in: Unclear, but he lived through the Black Death (1346 – 1353)
Died in: Unknown
Good or evil: Evil…ish
Powers: Shapeshifting, reality warping, teleportation, telekinesis, possession, voice mimicry, invulnerability
Weaknesses: Can be banished by saying his name 3 times, sandworms
Vanquished in the end?: He’s banished from the home and is last seen in the afterlife’s waiting room.

Malcolm Crowe – The Sixth Sense

“What do you think these ghosts want when they talk to you? I want you to think about it, Cole. I want you to think about it really carefully.“
“Just help.”
“That’s right. That’s what I think too. They just want help, even the scary ones.“

Played by: Bruce Willis
Born in: 1955
Died in: 1998
Good or evil: Good
Powers: None
Weaknesses: He doesn’t know he’s dead
Vanquished in the end?: After helping Cole, he realizes that he’s dead and can finally move on.

Jennet Humfrye – The Woman in Black

“She makes us… She makes us do it. She makes us… They took her boy away, so now she takes us.“

Played by: Liz White
Born in: Unclear, but her son was born in 1882
Died in: 1894
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: She makes children commit suicide after being seen by someone
Weaknesses: None
Vanquished in the end?: No, although she is unable to collect Joseph because he didn’t die alone.

Kayako and Toshio Saeki – The Grudge

“It is said in Japan that when a person dies in extreme sorrow or rage, the emotion remains, becoming a stain upon that place. Death becomes a part of that place, killing everything it touches. Once you have become a part of it, it will never let you go.“

Played by: Takako Fuji and Yuya Ozeki
Born in: Kayako – 1971, Toshio – 1987
Died in: Kayako – 1994, Toshio – 1994
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: Teleportation, hair manipulation (using her long hair to choke people), possession, illusions, technological interference, selective invisibility
Weaknesses: She can only infect you with the curse if you go inside her house
Vanquished in the end?: No

Johnny Bartlett – The Frighteners

“Johnny Bartlett. I thought guys like you fried in Hell.“
“I got out Frank. I’ve been carrying on the good work. Got me a score of forty.“

Played by: Jake Busey
Born in: Unknown
Died in: 1963
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: Can appear as the Grim Reaper, intangibility, flight, organ/heart squeezing, soul absorption, shapeshifting
Weaknesses: Obsession with a body count, over-reliance on Patricia, he can’t cross holy ground, the demonic forces of Hell
Vanquished in the end?: Yes, Frank uses an out-of-body experience to defeat Johnny and Patricia, and they are dragged down to Hell.

Sam Wheat – Ghost

“Look, you’re all I’ve got. Now, I’m not leaving until you help me. I don’t care how long it takes, ’cause I could talk forever.“

Played by: Patrick Swayze
Born in: Sometime in the 1950’s
Died in: 1990
Good or evil: Good
Powers: Intangibility, invisibility, telekinesis, possession, spirit interaction
Weaknesses: He is unable to interact with most humans and unable, at first, to move anything
Vanquished in the end?: Sam uses his telekinesis to impale Carl, and then Carl is dragged to Hell by shadowy figures. He says goodbye to Molly and is able to move on.

The dead wives – Crimson Peak

“There are things that tie them to a place, very much like they do us. Some remain tethered to a patch of land. A time and date. The spilling of blood. A terrible crime. But there are others. Others that hold onto an emotion. A drive. Loss. Revenge. Or love. Those, they never go away.“

Played by: Doug Jones
Born in: Unknown
Died in: Unknown
Good or evil: Good
Powers: None
Weaknesses: None
Vanquished in the end?: No, they remain in Allerdale Hall.

The Bent-Neck Lady – The Haunting of Hill House

“Forgiveness is warm. Like a tear on a cheek. Think of that and of me when you stand in the rain. I loved you completely. And you loved me the same. That’s all. The rest is confetti.“

Played by: Victoria Pedretti
Born in: 1986
Died in: 2018
Good or evil: Good
Powers: None
Weaknesses: Hill House
Vanquished in the end?: She’s finally able to find some peace by helping her siblings get out of Hill House, but she’s bound there like all the other spirits.

Headless Horseman – Sleepy Hollow

“The horseman was a Hessian mercenary sent to the shores by German princes to keep Americans under the yoke of England. But unlike his compatriots, who came for money, the horseman came for love of carnage. When battle was joined, there you’d find him. He rode a giant black steed named Daredevil. He was infamous for riding his horse hard into battle, chopping off heads at full gallop. He had filed his teeth down to sharp points to add the the ferocity of his appearance.“

Played by: Christopher Walken
Born in: Somewhere around 1736
Died in: 1776
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: Invulnerability, master swordsman
Weaknesses: He can be controlled by the one who holds his skull, he cannot cross holy ground
Vanquished in the end?: Kind of, Ichabod gives him his head back, and he drags Lady van Tassel to Hell with him.

Samantha Kozac – Stir of Echoes

“It doesn’t surprise me that there’s another woman. Of course, the fact that she’s dead gives one pause.“

Played by: Jennifer Morrison
Born in: 1982
Died in: 1999
Good or evil: Good
Powers: Psychic communication, vision imprinting
Weaknesses: Bound to the area she died in
Vanquished in the end?: Tom finds her body and she’s set free

Dr Richard Vannacutt – House on Haunted Hill

“Dr Richard Benjamin Vannacutt. He out-butchered Bundy, made Manson look meek.“

Played by: Jeffrey Combs
Born in: Unknown
Died in: 1931
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: Invulnerability, telekinesis, mind manipulation, mimicry
Weaknesses: He’s bound to the house
Vanquished in the end?: No, after Sara and Eddie manage to escape, we see Vannacutt and other ghosts torturing Evelyn and Steven.

Tate Langdon – American Horror Story

“I prepare for the noble war. I’m calm, I know the secret. I know whats coming and I know no one can stop me not even myself. I kill people I like. Some of them beg for their life. I don’t feel sad. I don’t feel anything.“

Played by: Evan Peters
Born in: 1977
Died in: 1994
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: None
Weaknesses: Bound to the house
Vanquished in the end?: No, but he can no longer hurt the family once they’re all together.

Dr Sanford Ellicott – Supernatural

“Apparently he was experimenting on his patients. Some awful stuff, makes lobotomies look like a couple of aspirin.“

Played by: Norman Armour
Born in: Unknown
Died in: 1964
Good or evil: Evil
Powers: Can invoke homicidal rage in anyone he touches
Weaknesses: Salt, fire
Vanquished in the end?: After over-powering a rage-filled Sam, Dean finds the doctor’s remains and salts and burns them, dissipating the spirit.

And that’s my list! I’m sure I missed some, but these were the best ones I could think of off the top of my head. Which onscreen ghosts are your favourites? Let me know!

M.

ps. Once I was all finished the post, I remembered all those cool ghosts from Thirteen Ghosts. Bah…

Remakes I Find Better Than the Original

So, I mostly tend to be in the camp of “leave movies alone, stop making unnecessary remakes”. But every so often, they’ll remake something that either I didn’t like the original at all, or was surprised at how much better something turned out. Here are 20 remakes that, to me, are better than the original. I’ve ranked them, but outside of my top 5, a lot of them are pretty interchangable.

NUMBER 20

Title: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Year: 2005
Remake of: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (1988)
Starring: Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, Anna Popplewell, Tilda Swinton, James McAvoy, and Liam Neeson (voice)
Directed by: Andrew Adamson
Why it’s Better: Just for production value alone. This film is beautiful, and a very good adaptation of the book.

NUMBER 19

Title: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Year: 2003
Remake of: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Starring: Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Eric Balfour, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel, and Andrew Bryniarski
Directed by: Marcus Nispel
Why it’s Better: I absolutely hated the original. Like hated. I was surprised that I liked this one as much as I did. Sure, it’s got that glossy feeling that a lot of horror had in the 2000’s, but it’s still a lot of fun.

NUMBER 18

Title: The Phantom of the Opera
Year: 1989
Remake of: The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
Starring: Jill Schoelen, Robert Englund, Alex Hyde-White, Bill Nighy, and Stephanie Lawrence
Directed by: Dwight H Little
Why it’s Better: The original is a classic, of course, but I’m not a huge fan of silent films. This one leans much more into horror, and I’m all about that!

NUMBER 17

Title: Thirteen Ghosts
Year: 2001
Remake of: 13 Ghosts (1960)
Starring: Tony Shalhoub, Matthew Lillard, Shannon Elizabeth, Embeth Davidtz, Rah Digga, and F Murray Abraham
Directed by: Steve Beck
Why it’s Better: This is by no means a great movie. But I’ll be darned if I don’t love it to pieces! The setting of a glass house is so cool, and the ghosts look incredible!

NUMBER 16

Title: Romeo + Juliet
Year: 1996
Remake of: Romeo and Juliet (1968)
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Claire Danes, John Leguizamo, Harold Perrineau, and Pete Postlethwaite
Directed by: Baz Luhrmann
Why it’s Better: I do like Shakespeare’s stories, but lets be honest, most of the adaptations are stuffy affairs. This one takes the story into modern times, while still holding on the the essence of the story. Absolutely wonderful!

NUMBER 15

Title: Dawn of the Dead
Year: 2004
Remake of: Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Starring: Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames, Jake Weber, Mekhi Phifer, and Kevin Zegers
Directed by: Zack Snyder
Why it’s Better: I’m generally not a fan of zombie movies, and I find the originals by Romero uninteresting. But this one is amazing. It also one of the greatest openings in horror movie history!

NUMBER 14

Title: Crime and Punishment in Suburbia
Year: 2000
Remake of: Crime and Punishment (there are so many…)
Starring: Monica Keena, Vincent Kartheiser, Ellen Barkin, Michael Ironside, Jeffrey Wright, and James DeBello
Directed by: Rob Schmidt
Why it’s Better: Boy did I love this film when it came out. I was 19, and deeply in love with Vincent Kartheiser. I’m not sure it’s a completely accurate adaptation, besides the move to modern times. But I love it.

NUMBER 13

Title: The Grudge
Year: 2004
Remake of: Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)
Starring: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jason Behr, William Mapother, Clea DuVall, Bill Pullman, and Takako Fuji
Directed by: Takashi Shimizu (who better to direct then the director of the original!)
Why it’s Better: I’m almost ashamed to say it, but I’m just not a fan of J-horror. I find it so weird and disjointed. So yes, I prefer this American remake. That noise still haunts me…

NUMBER 12

Title: The Amityville Horror
Year: 2005
Remake of: The Amityville Horror (1979)
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jesse James, Jimmy Bennett, Chloë Grace Moretz, and Rachel Nichols
Directed by: Andrew Douglas
Why it’s Better: I hated the original so very much, that literally anything would have been better. What we got was just a fun haunted house story. And who doesn’t love Ryan Reynolds?

NUMBER 11

Title: The Blob
Year: 1988
Remake of: The Blob (1958)
Starring: Shawnee Smith, Kevin Dillon, Donovan Leitch, Jeffrey DeMunn, Candy Clark, and Joe Seneca
Directed by: Chuck Russell
Why it’s Better: I have trouble with most old timey films. They have to be exceptional for me to be on board. And the ’58 version was just kinda slow and silly. This one takes that idea and cranks it up to 11. The practical effects are absolutely amazing. So much fun!

NUMBER 10

Title: Dorian Gray
Year: 2009
Remake of: The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)
Starring: Ben Barnes, Ben Chaplin, Colin Firth, Maryam d’Abo, and Fiona Shaw
Directed by: Oliver Parker
Why it’s Better: Two words: Ben Barnes. fans self Oh, we need more? Again, old timey movies aren’t my bag. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde is actually one of my favourite books (yes, I can deal with old timey books, just not movies), and I find this version to be the superior film.

NUMBER 9

Title: The Crazies
Year: 2010
Remake of: The Crazies (1973)
Starring: Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, Joe Anderson, Danielle Panabaker, and Christie Lynn Smith
Directed by: Breck Eisner
Why it’s Better: Another Romero zombie film, I didn’t like it for the same reason I didn’t like his “of the Dead” series. This one ratchets everything up, and is leagues better than the original. I love the fact that it’s not dead coming back to life, but a virus that makes you homicidal. Great film.

NUMBER 8

Title: Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
Year: 1991
Remake of: The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) There have been many other adaptations of this story as well.
Starring: Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Christian Slater, Alan Rickman, and Michael Wincott
Directed by: Kevin Reynolds
Why it’s Better: I find this one to be the best of all the Robin Hood films that I’ve seen (except maybe the Disney cartoon). It’s fun, it’s romantic, it’s a little silly, but oh so good!

NUMBER 7

Title: Dune
Year: 2021
Remake of: Dune (1984)
Starring: Timothée Chalamet, Rebecca Ferguson, Jason Momoa, Oscar Isaac, Josh Brolin, Stellan Skarsgård, and Javier Bardem
Directed by: Denis Villeneuve
Why it’s Better: Do I really need to explain? Lynch’s Dune (1984) is one of the silliest, most confusing and disjointed movies I’ve ever seen. Dune part 2 is also excellent.

NUMBER 6

Title: The Mummy
Year: 1999
Remake of: The Mummy (1932)
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo, Kevin J O’Connor, and Oded Fehr
Directed by: Stephen Sommers
Why it’s Better: Again the problem with old timey stuff. I only saw part of the original, and that was enough. This version turns it into an action adventure movie, and it’s all the better for it. Plus, 90’s Brendan Fraser? Whew fans self

NUMBER 5

Title: Sleepy Hollow
Year: 1999
Remake of: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1949)
Starring: Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Miranda Richardson, Michael Gambon, Casper Van Dien, and Christopher Walken
Directed by: Tim Burton
Why it’s Better: I love the original cartoon, it’s very cute, but this version is the ultimate version. All the changes they made fit into the lore perfectly. This is Burton at his finest!

NUMBER 4

Title: The Ring
Year: 2002
Remake of: Ringu (1998)
Starring: Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson, David Dorfman, Brian Cox, and Daveigh Chase
Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Why it’s Better: I tried watching the original, but I just couldn’t get into it. Not a fan of J-horror. They have good ideas, but I guess it’s a cultural difference, I just don’t get their filming style, I guess. This one was, and remains, one of my favourite films. It’s creepy, atmospheric, and very well done.

NUMBER 3

Title: Nosferatu
Year: 2024
Remake of: Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922)
Starring: Lily-Rose Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgård, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Willem Dafoe
Directed by: Robert Eggers
Why it’s Better: I just did a whole post about this film, so I won’t repeat myself here. But my god, I love this film!

NUMBER 2

Title: It
Year: 2017
Remake of: It (1990)
Starring: Jaeden Martell, Sophia Lillis, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Finn Wolfhard, Jack Dylan Grazer, Chosen Jacobs, Wyatt Oleff, and Bill Skarsgård
Directed by: Andy Muschietti
Why it’s Better: I have a love for the original since I first saw it when I was 9. Tim Curry rocked the role of Pennywise. But I can’t deny that this is the better film. Both movies, however, had trouble with their part two’s. Not bad, but really not as good.

NUMBER 1

Title: Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Year: 1992
Remake of: Dracula (1931) There have been a literal tonne of Dracula movies, some great, others laughable, but this one started it all (I know, I know, Nosferatu came first. But the 1931 version was the first authorized adaptation).
Starring: Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins, Keanu Reeves, Sadie Frost, Cary Elwes, and Richard E Grant
Directed by: Francis Ford Coppola
Why it’s Better: I won’t deny the effect that the classics have had on modern film. Without the original Universal monsters, we might not have near as many great movies as we do. But it stands that I have trouble with old timey films. But this one. So lush, so beautiful, romantic, sometimes creepy. Simply put, perfect. Besides Keanu’s accent, of course! haha

Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I had making it. I’d almost forgotten how much I like blogging (and making lists. I love lists!)

M.