Makeup Review: Dexter Bundle from Lethal Cosmetics

Lethal Cosmetics Dexter makeup bundle
What’s in it: 11 colour eyeshadow palette, 4 lippy gloss, 3 nail polishes

FedEx dropped off what was supposed to be a wonderful thing. I was very excited and had high expectations. It cost a lot, so imagine my disappointment (and rage) when I went to try the stuff on.

First, the palette.

The palette box, made to look like Dexter’s blood slides box. It’s really super cute, and of good quality. Seriously, they put more effort into the box then the makeup…

The colours. I was so excited, but my excitement deflated fast. The powders are super loose, leave awful streaks, and I had to pass over each colour like 10 times, not even exaggerating.

The lippys. Again, so excited. The first two aren’t bad, but the last two are basically just clear gloss with a slight shimmer. I expected that from the yellow one, but not the rest.

The bottles were tagged as evidence. Again, very cute. But that’s all this set is. A gimmick to sell bad product.

The nail polish. The polish is the only good thing this bundle had going for it. Red’s a little streaky, but to be fair, I swatched on a paper cause I already have polish on.

The swatches

Top to bottom: Nurse Mary, Marty, Tooth Fairy
These aren’t that bad, the colours are actually pretty, but again, 10 coats.

Top to bottom: Doakes, Rita, Trinity
I tried to get them darker, I really did.

Top to bottom: ITK, Lila, Miguel
I can’t even with these shades. Can you tell the middle one is purple? I sure can’t! And the bottom one is a dark green. Could have fooled me..

Top to bottom: Debra, Doomsday
That black is so awful that it would be funny if I hadn’t spent almost 200$ on this stupid set.

Top and bottom, left to right: Dark Passenger, Born in Blood, Aconite, M99
I mean, it’s lipstick gloss. Top left is pretty, if a little blotchy, but the others are just meh. The consistency is also kinda gross on the lips.

Top to bottom, left one coat, right two coats: Slice of Life, Modus Operandi, The Code
Polish is fine. Beautiful colours.

These, by the way, are the swatches they have on their site. All lies.

I really can’t express just how disappointed in this set I am. I was literally bouncing around in my seat like a kid while I was browsing the website. I can’t believe that they really thought that these products were good enough to be sold at all, never mind at that price point.

Seriously, don’t buy from Lethal Cosmetics. They should really be ashamed.

M.

Beauty Review: Pinky Paradise Circle Lenses

So I finally got my new contacts! I ordered them more than a month ago, so I’d almost forgotten that I’d bought them at all! I’d been browsing the net looking for the perfect contacts to go along with my broken doll halloween costume, because I didn’t want to wait last minute like last year and pay quadruple the amount I would buying online. So that’s how I came across this website, Pinky Paradise, claiming to be “the largest online circle lens store”, and it just so happened that they were having a pre-halloween sale! Woo! Not only did I find a perfect pair for my costume, but I also got a second pair, just cause, since they were so inexpensive!

So this is the first pair. They were the perfect shade of green that I wanted.
This is the second pair. I’d always dreamed of having purple eyes, and now I can! hehe

And here’s a picture (you only get my eyes, cause I’m flaring up hardcore today, and my face is gross >.< ):

contacts

In the photo with the flash, the purple looks very blue, but it is indeed purple when you look at it in normal light. I’m so happy at how far contact technology has come (is it technology? Whatever, you know what I mean :-p ). My eyes are very, very dark brown, almost black. I’ve been told, more than once, that they’re so dark that it’s a bit creepy, hehe. And I do like my eyes (just wish they were a bit bigger, I have wee little eyes), but I’d always wished I could wear colour contacts. But for a long time I couldn’t because they were never able to make a colour pop because my eyes are so dark, even bright ones like red. I had red ones in my early 20’s, and all you could see was a slightly red sheen. But anyways, I’m rambling on here, let’s get on with the review.

Packaging: They both arrived in the same package, a bubble-wrap-lined envelope. Inside, the contacts were in little glass jars, sealed with plastic and aluminum, and wrapped in foam and tape (very well, too. I had a hell of a time unwrapping them!) Also in the envelope, two cases to put the contacts in, one blue, one pink.
Ease of application: I had a little trouble putting them in, but I’m pretty sure that’s because I’m a little out of practice. Once I finally got the left eye done, the right took me much, much less time.
Fit: They fit well, but they are a bit large. If you look at the picture a little closer, you can see, on the green side, that there’s a sliver of my real eye colour peeking through, which might be a lot more obvious for someone with light coloured eyes, or for really contrasting colours. But, again, I’m not sure this is the manufacturer’s fault, I have really small eyes. And I’ve only just started really getting into contacts, so I’m not exactly sure what’s available in sizing. Maybe there’s a special kind of contacts for those of us with bitty eyeballs. Or maybe the pupil-hole really is too big. I’d have to try other brands to find out for sure.
Comfort: Once the itchy-and-scratchy-ness of the application process faded, they’re actually quite comfortable. I can barely feel them in. My eyes are a bit dry right now, but that’s my fault (again). I’m sitting next to a fan.
Removal: Easy as pie. Gave them the ol’ pinch and pull, and they came right out, no problem.

Oh, and I almost forgot, the website also makes prescription contacts as well, for all the colours. When you choose a style, they give you an option to write in your scrip details, and they’ll make them for you. I’d never seen that before, and, as a glasses-wearer, this was really really cool.

Overall, I’m quite pleased with my purchase. And I kinda like this two-different-eyes thing I’ve got going on here. Maybe I’ll wear them like this!! hehehe

Thanks for reading, and stay tuned for more! 🙂

M.